Thursday, 16 June 2011

Choice Cuts

Oh look. Here are some things actual people have said on Channel 4's Come Dine With Me.

Never wrap a baby in foil

I don't expect them to come dripping in leopard

Oh my actual God!

She's a Liberal Democrat? I don't know what they are

I love the Queen Mum so much I woke up one day and felt I had to write it down

They're just baby nappies and I just make a hole for the tail

I hope it's not just a glorified chocolate mousse, to be fair

It's strange coming on something like this when you can't eat textures

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