Sunday, 28 August 2011

Eavesdrop #3

A couple have just arrived home. They are in different rooms of their house.

Man                Hey, would you like a tea or a coffee?

Woman           Err.. I dunno, what are you having?

Man                Well... there's... ummm... it's... I dunno

Woman           Maybe a tea?

Man                Well, there's basically one coffee.

Woman           I'll have a tea.


Man                I may as well have a coffee then.

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