Thursday, 6 September 2012
Does anyone have a van to help me move at the weekend? If so, could you PM me your details ASAP? Ta.
Does anyone have a red dress I can use for one night next week? I'm planning on going out in red and I don't have anything red, so... xxx
Does anyone have a digital camera I can borrow for my first time with Stewart? (Eek!)
Does anyone have one of those things for getting staples out of stuff? I've got loads of staples in stuff and I need to get them out. It's urgent-ish.
Does anyone have a gigantic house plant (and car) that they don't want any more? I mainly need the car.
Does anyone have an entire orchestra's worth of instruments? I've just had an amazing idea to do with music!
Does anyone have a baby I can borrow? Preferably for a few years?
Does anyone have all the episodes of Neighbours, Home & Away and Eastenders? I need to watch them all quite urgently for a thing I'm doing about addiction, loneliness and overeating.
Does anyone feel like helping me tidy up the mess I've made in my house? I got a bit cross yesterday and burned quite a lot of stuff. #oops.
Does anyone have, like, an hour or so to spare once a week?
Does anyone have a bed? In their room? That I can sleep in? With them?
Does anyone have a healthy sense of boundaries that they could teach me?
Does anyone have a bike, some masking tape, a wig, some sheets of glass, a bible, some coffee, a Kula Shaker CD, some ash, a cock stop, a banana a filing cabinet and a quid I could borrow for twenty minutes?
Does anyone have any advice about anything? I mean just in general?
Does anyone have about twelve of those little wooden scooters that are in the shape of various animals? It's for a kids' music/theatre/group show/workshop that me and Jonah and Jemimah and Juliah and Joshuah are doing.
Does anyone have any idea where I am? All I can see is pylons if that's any help...
Does anyone have some guns? I've really fucked something up.